








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3738 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2618 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2729 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2801 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $652,276 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Jɪmmy ωεεd´ڱ | 37% | 182 |
| #6 | ONAK-A- | 37% | 57 |
| #7 | ❥ Picco ❥ | 37% | 79 |
| #8 | Joanaa | 33% | 21 |
| #9 | Olivais_88PT | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ONAK-A- | 8 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | SeppukuSaiyajin | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Jɪmmy ωεεd´ڱ | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Sr.Filipe | 6 | 0.0139 |
| #5 | ❥ Picco ❥ | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sr.Filipe | +3.55 | 50 | 60 |
| #2 | SeppukuSaiyajin | +2.87 | 69 | 50 |
| #3 | Joanaa | +1.14 | 58 | 76 |
| #4 | dude | +0.55 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | ONAK-A- | +0.46 | 61 | 77 |





