








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 201 | 14% |
| Smokes | 505 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 406 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 372 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $105,710 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 𝓝𝓞𝓙𝓞𝓗 | 36% | 14 |
| #6 | Nyredolk | 33% | 18 |
| #7 | Wheels | 30% | 10 |
| #8 | Shadowth56 | 29% | 41 |
| #9 | Mr. Lassard | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadowth56 | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Wheels | 2 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Nyredolk | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | KrisPy | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadowth56 | 94 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Nyredolk | 24 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Mr. Lassard | 12 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Wheels | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | KrisPy | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrisPy | +2.58 | 79 | 52 |
| #2 | Shadowth56 | +2.53 | 85 | 56 |
| #3 | Wheels | +0.79 | 76 | 50 |
| #4 | Tykke Tyk | +0.44 | 54 | 29 |
| #5 | Addash | +0.17 | 51 | 52 |





