








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 827 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5510 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4244 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4806 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5055 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $799,354 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 919 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bri- | 52% | 48 |
| #2 | 6LACKY | 48% | 171 |
| #3 | vesinokkaeläin | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | Antonio | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | sankz | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Antonio | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | sankz | 47% | 77 |
| #6 | BladeRainer 2049 | 45% | 33 |
| #7 | Soikka | 45% | 216 |
| #8 | fee | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soikka | 37 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | 6LACKY | 20 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | BladeRainer 2049 | 14 | 0.0234 |
| #4 | sankz | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Antonio | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soikka | 623 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | 6LACKY | 317 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | sankz | 270 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | fee | 155 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | Bri- | 91 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fee | +3.18 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | BladeRainer 2049 | +2.93 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | Soikka | +2.74 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | Bri- | +1.57 | 72 | 56 |
| #5 | sankz | +1.23 | 88 | 64 |





