








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 422 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 184 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2664 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2694 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3040 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2385 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2466 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,473,404 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rossi | 70% | 33 |
| #2 | HeXoN. | 66% | 41 |
| #3 | Aar㊉n | 56% | 73 |
| #4 | hOudini*-) , daix | 54% | 85 |
| #5 | themostdope | 52% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeLiCe | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | themostdope | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Aar㊉n | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Rossi | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | themostdope | 763 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #2 | DeLiCe | 539 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | hOudini*-) , daix | 314 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Ice | 288 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | Aar㊉n | 148 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeXoN. | +4.59 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | Aar㊉n | +2.33 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | hOudini*-) , daix | +1.51 | 72 | 72 |
| #4 | DeLiCe | +0.32 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | Ice | +0.30 | 77 | 74 |





