








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1868 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 905 matches | ||
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 169 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10518 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11367 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9632 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 11606 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,124,543 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | hOudini*-) , daix | 53% | 493 |
| #10 | steVwanderer | 52% | 172 |
| #11 | Ice | 52% | 256 |
| #12 | DeLiCe | 48% | 421 |
| #13 | haamu | 47% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | an0^_- | 3326 | 0.33 | 95 min |
| #2 | DeLiCe | 1819 | 0.20 | 44 min |
| #3 | hOudini*-) , daix | 1613 | 0.15 | 40 min |
| #4 | :Depresne:™ (Valorant Player) | 1310 | 0.15 | 34 min |
| #5 | XEp | 917 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ster | +2.63 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | Aar㊉n | +1.73 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | :Depresne:™ (Valorant Player) | +1.63 | 59 | 69 |
| #4 | XEp | +1.56 | 80 | 63 |
| #5 | hOudini*-) , daix | +1.24 | 75 | 72 |





