








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 181 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2500 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2842 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1839 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2050 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,496 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seaguLL | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | 24k | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | Scufxzy | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | INACTIVE | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | Bituin | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Scufxzy | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | INACTIVE | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | Bituin | 45% | 20 |
| #6 | SgtHash | 43% | 14 |
| #7 | conq | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 24k | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scufxzy | 289 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Bituin | 133 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #3 | 24k | 60 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | INACTIVE | 48 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | SgtHash | 47 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 24k | +1.36 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | haptiiC | +1.27 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | Bituin | +1.17 | 81 | 67 |
| #4 | Scufxzy | +0.74 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | SgtHash | +0.43 | 72 | 67 |





