








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1082 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Faceit | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6365 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5232 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5745 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5189 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $653,085 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ablaze | 59% | 169 |
| #7 | Jake | 58% | 31 |
| #8 | Lyrne LIVE | 57% | 63 |
| #9 | Kenny S | 54% | 117 |
| #10 | seaguLL | 53% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | conq | +2.31 | 74 | 59 |
| #2 | Kenny S | +2.22 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | geebs | +2.14 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | Jake | +2.13 | 69 | 56 |
| #5 | neally rigga | +1.78 | 85 | 45 |





