








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1584 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1153 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1132 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1393 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $430,367 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lanthus_Ozone | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | Tazmo | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | Rayne | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | Void_NGU | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Element | 48% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Element | 48% | 83 |
| #6 | Levi | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | Private | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | e30.jp | 37% | 30 |
| #9 | Sqerl | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rayne | 10 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Element | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Tazmo | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Private | 4 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | Sqerl | 3 | 0.0153 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tazmo | 245 | 0.37 | 7 min |
| #2 | Rayne | 181 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Element | 146 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lanthus_Ozone | 82 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Levi | 49 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Void_NGU | +4.91 | 70 | 64 |
| #2 | Lanthus_Ozone | +2.47 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | Tazmo | +2.46 | 74 | 69 |
| #4 | McDubz | +1.56 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | Sqerl | +0.85 | 77 | 65 |





