








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 477 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5987 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6849 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5250 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5051 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $977,884 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lotti_ | 56% | 66 |
| #2 | chilla | 55% | 164 |
| #3 | awpc | 53% | 133 |
| #4 | bierkodzilla | 53% | 297 |
| #5 | mando- | 53% | 384 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | awpc | 53% | 133 |
| #4 | bierkodzilla | 53% | 297 |
| #5 | mando- | 53% | 384 |
| #6 | bastiano | 52% | 168 |
| #7 | panKAWKA fc on | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mando- | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | bierkodzilla | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | bastiano | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | chilla | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | lotti_ | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mando- | 1354 | 0.17 | 34 min |
| #2 | bierkodzilla | 904 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #3 | bastiano | 646 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #4 | lotti_ | 327 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #5 | awpc | 227 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awpc | +2.12 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | lotti_ | +1.77 | 86 | 81 |
| #3 | mando- | +0.77 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | ArTp | +0.69 | 63 | 74 |
| #5 | bastiano | +0.24 | 74 | 74 |





