








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 610 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5300 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6384 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4509 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5341 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2393 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,589,344 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panKAWKA fc on | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | lotti_ | 54% | 85 |
| #3 | mando- | 54% | 353 |
| #4 | ArTp | 53% | 297 |
| #5 | chilla | 53% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | mando- | 54% | 353 |
| #4 | ArTp | 53% | 297 |
| #5 | chilla | 53% | 164 |
| #6 | awpc | 53% | 118 |
| #7 | bastiano | 52% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mando- | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | ArTp | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | bastiano | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | chilla | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | panKAWKA fc on | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mando- | 1269 | 0.17 | 33 min |
| #2 | ArTp | 875 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #3 | bastiano | 615 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #4 | lotti_ | 417 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #5 | chilla | 207 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awpc | +2.66 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | lotti_ | +1.97 | 87 | 80 |
| #3 | ArTp | +0.71 | 64 | 74 |
| #4 | mando- | +0.65 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | bierkodzilla | +0.52 | 68 | 72 |





