








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 690 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8395 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8158 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8066 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6373 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $568,923 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | panKAWKA fc on | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | lotti_ | 58% | 65 |
| #3 | awpc | 57% | 136 |
| #4 | bierkodzilla | 54% | 353 |
| #5 | ArTp | 53% | 384 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | bierkodzilla | 54% | 353 |
| #5 | ArTp | 53% | 384 |
| #6 | klux- | 52% | 44 |
| #7 | bastiano | 51% | 181 |
| #8 | chilla | 49% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArTp | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | bierkodzilla | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | chilla | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | bastiano | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | klux- | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bierkodzilla | 1081 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #2 | ArTp | 1074 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #3 | bastiano | 676 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #4 | lotti_ | 327 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #5 | chilla | 284 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lotti_ | +3.26 | 88 | 79 |
| #2 | awpc | +2.70 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | mando- | +1.09 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | bastiano | +0.42 | 73 | 75 |
| #5 | ArTp | +0.41 | 63 | 74 |





