








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 320 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3412 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2674 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3538 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1625 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $716,539 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chilla | 55% | 101 |
| #2 | awpc | 54% | 81 |
| #3 | lotti_ | 53% | 78 |
| #4 | ArTp | 52% | 168 |
| #5 | bierkodzilla | 52% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | lotti_ | 53% | 78 |
| #4 | ArTp | 52% | 168 |
| #5 | bierkodzilla | 52% | 156 |
| #6 | mando- | 51% | 181 |
| #7 | panKAWKA fc on | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mando- | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | ArTp | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | bierkodzilla | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | chilla | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | lotti_ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mando- | 634 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | ArTp | 489 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | bierkodzilla | 465 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | lotti_ | 374 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #5 | awpc | 132 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awpc | +2.66 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | lotti_ | +2.44 | 87 | 80 |
| #3 | mando- | +0.76 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | ArTp | +0.39 | 64 | 74 |
| #5 | bastiano | +0.38 | 73 | 75 |





