








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5227 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4598 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4614 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3318 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,136,516 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 645 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frodo Fraggins | 30 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Macccka | 19 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | R.A.T.S.S.Mr`Fluff | 17 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | flump | 11 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Zxrg☂ | 10 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frodo Fraggins | 525 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Macccka | 206 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | R.A.T.S.S.Mr`Fluff | 172 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | flump | 162 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | narcotexx | 154 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmo | +6.89 | 78 | 46 |
| #2 | 8-inch idea CS2 PLS | +6.37 | 91 | 48 |
| #3 | flump | +2.95 | 77 | 54 |
| #4 | Frodo Fraggins | +1.80 | 67 | 45 |
| #5 | Biggus Baitus | +1.63 | 55 | 61 |





