








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 522 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




147 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,461 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5013 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3659 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4412 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3377 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,955,161 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frodo Fraggins | 56% | 162 |
| #2 | flump | 55% | 71 |
| #3 | King Julien | 54% | 85 |
| #4 | prettyglonky | 52% | 175 |
| #5 | Still | 49% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pudding | 34 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Frodo Fraggins | 33 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | USB FLUTSH | 28 | 0.0210 |
| #4 | Still | 21 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | prettyglonky | 18 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prettyglonky | 496 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Frodo Fraggins | 495 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Mr`Beav | 243 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | sea | 230 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Macccka | 173 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sea | +3.58 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | Frodo Fraggins | +2.93 | 67 | 49 |
| #3 | flump | +2.63 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | narcotexx | +0.92 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | USB FLUTSH | +0.69 | 44 | 57 |





