








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,969 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2112 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2999 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2909 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1949 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,155,410 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vilzhuu👽 | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | NK | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | NUORI P3W | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | exel | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | Simba | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NK | 5 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Athos | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | exel | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Simba | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | vilzhuu👽 | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Athos | 308 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | NK | 137 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | exel | 93 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Simba | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | NUORI P3W | 21 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NK | +3.26 | 77 | 76 |
| #2 | NUORI P3W | +2.98 | 82 | 48 |
| #3 | vilzhuu👽 | +2.72 | 86 | 46 |
| #4 | Athos | +1.38 | 70 | 75 |
| #5 | exel | -0.01 | 41 | 71 |





