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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
831 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 595 | 20% |
| Smokes | 876 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 731 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 841 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $674,575 of utility $273 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kupla-vesi | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | exel | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | NUORI P3W | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | NK | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | PullaFoxi | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kupla-vesi | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | exel | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | NUORI P3W | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | NK | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | PullaFoxi | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kupla-vesi | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PullaFoxi | 52 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Kupla-vesi | 49 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | NK | 45 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #4 | exel | 16 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | NUORI P3W | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NK | +3.76 | 79 | 76 |
| #2 | NUORI P3W | +3.18 | 69 | 63 |
| #3 | exel | +1.74 | 37 | 67 |
| #4 | Kupla-vesi | -0.29 | 41 | 66 |
| #5 | PullaFoxi | -0.53 | 48 | 55 |





