








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2644 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2361 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2429 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2255 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,714 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ch!ller | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/zronix214 | 74% | 19 |
| #3 | BreakNen | 68% | 19 |
| #4 | cjayyatess | 67% | 69 |
| #5 | nEXIOS | 65% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boom | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | heli- | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | jjakc | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | cjayyatess | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/zronix214 | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boom | 707 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #2 | cjayyatess | 416 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #3 | heli- | 366 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | jjakc | 307 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | nEXIOS | 191 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cjayyatess | +2.67 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | nEXIOS | +1.94 | 91 | 60 |
| #3 | boom | +1.85 | 82 | 70 |
| #4 | steff0 | +1.24 | 87 | 59 |
| #5 | heli- | +0.78 | 80 | 62 |





