








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 91 matches | 1,516 | |
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,710 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 656 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1382 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2083 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1589 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $699,758 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♞ DiIlPALALAn | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | Kapten Röskägg | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | ♞ marängswiss | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | ♞ BubbelQ | 49% | 70 |
| #5 | miDDe | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janne | +5.06 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | +2.85 | 64 | 74 |
| #3 | ♞ DiIlPALALAn | +1.89 | 55 | 67 |
| #4 | Spade | +1.54 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | friGo | +1.16 | 67 | 62 |





