








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1395 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1654 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1744 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1331 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $943,226 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenny | 57% | 88 |
| #2 | Jeke | 49% | 123 |
| #3 | Olber | 38% | 42 |
| #4 | egmolio | 37% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenny | 57% | 88 |
| #2 | Jeke | 49% | 123 |
| #3 | Olber | 38% | 42 |
| #4 | egmolio | 37% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenny | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Jeke | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | egmolio | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Olber | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Olber | 182 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | Jeke | 170 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kenny | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | egmolio | 113 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flopi | +2.83 | 55 | 67 |
| #2 | Kenny | +0.77 | 59 | 55 |
| #3 | Jeke | -0.89 | 37 | 53 |
| #4 | Olber | -1.09 | 48 | 77 |
| #5 | egmolio | -6.70 | 6 | 39 |





