








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1008 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1479 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1242 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1244 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $393,346 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | P4TR1CKZ | 49% | 35 |
| #7 | De Fire Skruer | 33% | 9 |
| #8 | Herbstein | 29% | 7 |
| #9 | Scottie | 25% | 24 |
| #10 | Stangbai Khadi | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim2k | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Jamal | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Nekxi | 1 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim2k | +2.57 | 85 | 74 |
| #2 | Jamal | +0.57 | 62 | 79 |
| #3 | De Fire Skruer | +0.41 | 50 | 32 |
| #4 | frix00 | +0.27 | 51 | 61 |
| #5 | P4TR1CKZ | +0.14 | 61 | 58 |





