








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 188 matches | ||
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,057 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3433 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3840 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3781 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3003 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,797,431 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nekxi | 68% | 62 |
| #2 | dymazz | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | OleJenner ® | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | Jim2k | 55% | 110 |
| #5 | P4TR1CKZ | 55% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim2k | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | OleJenner ® | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | FURI | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Scottie | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Nekxi | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OleJenner ® | +2.75 | 74 | 75 |
| #2 | Jim2k | +2.71 | 86 | 72 |
| #3 | Jamal | +1.28 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | P4TR1CKZ | +0.64 | 62 | 54 |
| #5 | Nekxi | +0.40 | 51 | 69 |





