








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1137 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1802 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1429 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 862 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,114,425 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Droklz | 48% | 44 |
| #2 | Jvizzle | 46% | 173 |
| #3 | Fugazi AB | 45% | 44 |
| #4 | Rocksteady | 43% | 153 |
| #5 | Mr. Vuny | 42% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jvizzle | 669 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | Rocksteady | 228 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mr. Vuny | 201 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | AB | 122 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Fugazi AB | 84 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jvizzle | +3.27 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | comrade weeeb | +0.59 | 70 | 45 |
| #3 | Rocksteady | -0.39 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | Droklz | -0.61 | 19 | 62 |
| #5 | Mr. Vuny | -2.69 | 16 | 62 |





