








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
498 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 106 | 8% |
| Smokes | 511 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 612 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 167 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $716,844 of utility $269 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | comrade weeeb | 40% | 70 |
| #2 | Mr. Vuny | 39% | 66 |
| #3 | Droklz | 39% | 18 |
| #4 | Rocksteady | 36% | 108 |
| #5 | Jvizzle | 36% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jvizzle | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | Rocksteady | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | comrade weeeb | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | AB | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jvizzle | 390 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | Rocksteady | 174 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Mr. Vuny | 107 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Fugazi AB | 86 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | comrade weeeb | 71 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jvizzle | +3.63 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | comrade weeeb | +1.68 | 72 | 48 |
| #3 | Rocksteady | +0.24 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | Droklz | -0.33 | 24 | 60 |
| #5 | Fugazi AB | -2.43 | 41 | 51 |





