








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 227 | 14% |
| Smokes | 603 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 515 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 245 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $204,359 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Man met Hoed | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | R3vz. | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | Zuid Holland | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | SuperLion | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | Tristan :) | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Man Met de Gele Cowboyhoed | 3 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | The Ox. | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Vieze | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Man met Hoed | +4.48 | 61 | 54 |
| #2 | Man Met de Gele Cowboyhoed | +2.63 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | R3vz. | +2.14 | 69 | 39 |
| #4 | du_Foef^ | +1.52 | 54 | 49 |
| #5 | SuperLion | +1.29 | 61 | 43 |





