








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 567 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 302 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6939 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5824 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5703 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3266 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4643 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,544,930 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 450 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strik3r | 72% | 36 |
| #2 | duc1eee_Ti | 72% | 39 |
| #3 | SALT DISTRIBUTOR | 68% | 40 |
| #4 | gabe | 67% | 36 |
| #5 | ✪ hitiMONSTER | 64% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪ hitiMONSTER | 64% | 139 |
| #6 | QuaLiTi06 | 63% | 104 |
| #7 | MakiattoSihaya | 63% | 35 |
| #8 | ASAKIM hellcase.com | 63% | 40 |
| #9 | Fokker _(:3 」∠ )_ | 59% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QuaLiTi06 | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ✪ hitiMONSTER | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Fokker _(:3 」∠ )_ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | gabe | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | SALT DISTRIBUTOR | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ hitiMONSTER | 886 | 0.33 | 23 min |
| #2 | QuaLiTi06 | 520 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #3 | gabe | 223 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #4 | duc1eee_Ti | 188 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | Fokker _(:3 」∠ )_ | 130 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strik3r | +3.47 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | SALT DISTRIBUTOR | +2.80 | 65 | 73 |
| #3 | ✪ hitiMONSTER | +2.41 | 74 | 78 |
| #4 | nom | +2.24 | 83 | 63 |
| #5 | QuaLiTi06 | +1.57 | 67 | 69 |





