








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1800 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4546 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3063 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2856 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1157 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $289,546 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a1exzpunkt;. | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Reskii | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | andy | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | ncore | 55% | 74 |
| #5 | Techno | 55% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Techno | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | syr4x | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | andy | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | marek | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | shluud.- | 2 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syr4x | 300 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | SnXerino | 232 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | ncore | 176 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | marek | 137 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Techno | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a1exzpunkt;. | +5.40 | 79 | 79 |
| #2 | andy | +2.95 | 78 | 57 |
| #3 | syr4x | +2.46 | 88 | 78 |
| #4 | Techno | +1.06 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | shluud.- | +0.71 | 76 | 55 |





