








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 861 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2070 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2133 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2385 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,174,644 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shluud.- | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | Techno | 65% | 82 |
| #3 | ✿Nylaah✿ | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | Aleinikow-_-ske#32 | 62% | 21 |
| #5 | MASSAKAh | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Techno | 65% | 82 |
| #3 | ✿Nylaah✿ | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | Aleinikow-_-ske#32 | 62% | 21 |
| #5 | MASSAKAh | 50% | 14 |
| #6 | Ryderツ | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Techno | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | shluud.- | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | ✿Nylaah✿ | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Ryderツ | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Techno | 159 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Aleinikow-_-ske#32 | 156 | 0.35 | 4 min |
| #3 | shluud.- | 57 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✿Nylaah✿ | 48 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | MASSAKAh | 25 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Techno | +2.19 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Aleinikow-_-ske#32 | +1.47 | 71 | 80 |
| #3 | Reskii | +0.95 | 85 | 48 |
| #4 | Ryderツ | -0.04 | 83 | 57 |
| #5 | shluud.- | -0.23 | 68 | 67 |





