








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 568 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6250 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3941 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4622 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4288 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,522,843 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vertigo | 65% | 49 |
| #2 | Grimbo | 58% | 102 |
| #3 | SnXerino | 56% | 142 |
| #4 | ncore | 56% | 116 |
| #5 | marek | 54% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marek | 459 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | Aleinikow-_-ske#32 | 433 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #3 | SnXerino | 416 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | LeonDerGigant | 301 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | ncore | 283 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syr4x | +5.26 | 91 | 74 |
| #2 | SnXerino | +0.30 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | Grimbo | +0.09 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | ncore | +0.02 | 82 | 64 |
| #5 | Vertigo | -0.18 | 81 | 58 |





