








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 276 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2523 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2772 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3322 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2992 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,066,498 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Moroara | 57% | 89 |
| #9 | Julizki | 57% | 67 |
| #10 | :) | 56% | 62 |
| #11 | Louhiss | 54% | 155 |
| #12 | Kso3 | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Louhiss | 776 | 0.24 | 24 min |
| #2 | HattoriHanzo | 567 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | Moroara | 351 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | Tobi-Wan Kenobi | 337 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | Fr5sh | 304 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | decof | +5.18 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | mOnKeY | +1.75 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | Moroara | +1.56 | 89 | 73 |
| #4 | HattoriHanzo | +1.17 | 77 | 77 |
| #5 | kÄÄk | +0.47 | 75 | 65 |





