








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,810 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 309 | 17% |
| Smokes | 559 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 514 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 428 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,584 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leecH | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | TNO | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Fr0stie | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | ✪ FBeeZyy | 47% | 55 |
| #5 | Nubbser | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Nubbser | 44% | 16 |
| #6 | will2am | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | pwr` | 33% | 6 |
| #8 | Alpi | 22% | 9 |
| #9 | s4i is legendary@iwnl | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ FBeeZyy | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Nubbser | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | leecH | 1 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ FBeeZyy | 90 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Nubbser | 19 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Fr0stie | 15 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #4 | Alpi | 12 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | pwr` | 10 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TNO | +6.09 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪ FBeeZyy | +1.60 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | Nubbser | +0.98 | 79 | 44 |
| #4 | Fr0stie | -0.28 | 66 | 49 |
| #5 | ✪ FlohuntR | -0.84 | 73 | 49 |





