








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,846 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2752 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3548 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3222 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3324 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $297,161 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grizi | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | .tobzen | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | ✪ FlohuntR | 47% | 55 |
| #4 | Markusio510 | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grizi | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | .tobzen | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | ✪ FlohuntR | 47% | 55 |
| #4 | Markusio510 | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ FlohuntR | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Grizi | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Markusio510 | 64 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | ✪ FlohuntR | 56 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | .tobzen | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Grizi | 38 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .tobzen | +2.52 | 93 | 62 |
| #2 | ✪ FBeeZyy | +1.76 | 78 | 69 |
| #3 | Grizi | +0.67 | 59 | 63 |
| #4 | Markusio510 | -0.75 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | ✪ FlohuntR | -1.01 | 71 | 52 |





