








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 679 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 480 matches | ||
| Faceit | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9425 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8150 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 11177 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 7084 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,353,769 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tikteriとら | 53% | 58 |
| #2 | Ninarino ♥ | 52% | 619 |
| #3 | ART | 51% | 104 |
| #4 | Natcho ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 50% | 131 |
| #5 | ✪Вебер™ | HunnyBoppin` | 50% | 271 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Natcho ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 50% | 131 |
| #5 | ✪Вебер™ | HunnyBoppin` | 50% | 271 |
| #6 | Master#1 | 50% | 255 |
| #7 | Felix | 49% | 109 |
| #8 | chief chulio | 46% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ninarino ♥ | 17 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Master#1 | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ✪Вебер™ | HunnyBoppin` | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Natcho ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | chief chulio | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ninarino ♥ | 1119 | 0.09 | 26 min |
| #2 | ✪Вебер™ | HunnyBoppin` | 714 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | Master#1 | 651 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #4 | chief chulio | 510 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #5 | ART | 291 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chief chulio | +1.41 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | ART | +0.96 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | ✪Вебер™ | HunnyBoppin` | +0.73 | 77 | 58 |
| #4 | Ninarino ♥ | +0.72 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | Master#1 | +0.24 | 81 | 72 |





