








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 643 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 448 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4917 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3690 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3844 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3505 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,639,405 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 595 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pedd | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | Frepz | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | hilL-.^ | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | jarle | 53% | 252 |
| #5 | grengo | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jarle | 16 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | DunkedOn | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Evn^S | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Sween | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | hilL-.^ | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hilL-.^ | +2.37 | 80 | 78 |
| #2 | 〄Thick Bot〄 | +0.77 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | jarle | +0.73 | 58 | 71 |
| #4 | Frepz | +0.61 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | Evn^S | +0.55 | 78 | 44 |





