








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2685 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3035 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3081 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3245 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2416 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $688,820 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | amrasyrf | 53% | 83 |
| #9 | RMZ | 53% | 51 |
| #10 | somean | 49% | 37 |
| #11 | oppsmeister | 48% | 23 |
| #12 | game is cooked | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amrasyrf | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | x140 | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | hack = retard | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | <Yami | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | SHELDON LEE COOPER | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <Yami | 645 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | Los Santos Customs | 490 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | x140 | 310 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | hack = retard | 196 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | amrasyrf | 186 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHELDON LEE COOPER | +1.47 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | rusty | +1.07 | 63 | 73 |
| #3 | game is cooked | +0.85 | 72 | 71 |
| #4 | geve | +0.77 | 84 | 60 |
| #5 | amrasyrf | +0.62 | 66 | 72 |





