








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 903 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 373 matches | ||
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3944 | 16% |
| Smokes | 8809 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 6745 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5191 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,286,491 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 638 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaaSibeiSuay. | 73% | 66 |
| #2 | YOUR MOM | 68% | 88 |
| #3 | geve | 67% | 103 |
| #4 | <Yami | 66% | 406 |
| #5 | RMZ | 66% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | hack = retard | 61% | 234 |
| #11 | somean | 60% | 68 |
| #12 | amrasyrf | 59% | 144 |
| #13 | KANG | 54% | 61 |
| #14 | rusty | 54% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amrasyrf | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | hack = retard | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | <Yami | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | RMZ | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | game is cooked | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <Yami | 1733 | 0.20 | 47 min |
| #2 | Los Santos Customs | 1551 | 0.21 | 41 min |
| #3 | hack = retard | 1098 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #4 | x140 | 746 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #5 | RMZ | 521 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RMZ | +2.01 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | SHELDON LEE COOPER | +1.91 | 78 | 62 |
| #3 | geve | +0.82 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | game is cooked | +0.73 | 71 | 69 |
| #5 | rusty | +0.67 | 63 | 74 |





