








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 56 matches | 1,837 | |
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1632 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2008 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1433 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 813 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $654,386 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fiibrezz | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Colmolol | 52% | 69 |
| #3 | Sunkan =D | 48% | 113 |
| #4 | Drevz | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | FAiiN | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ToxiN | 43% | 79 |
| #7 | ppihC | 43% | 80 |
| #8 | BäärMi | 33% | 18 |
| #9 | grund | 33% | 43 |
| #10 | NaM | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunkan =D | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | ToxiN | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Colmolol | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ppihC | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | FAiiN | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunkan =D | 528 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | ToxiN | 333 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | ppihC | 282 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | Colmolol | 177 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | FAiiN | 79 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunkan =D | +3.03 | 88 | 76 |
| #2 | Colmolol | +1.84 | 54 | 66 |
| #3 | ToxiN | +1.60 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | grund | -0.24 | 60 | 61 |
| #5 | NaM | -0.44 | 67 | 62 |





