








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 776 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 64 matches | 1,898 | |
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3543 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2672 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2452 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1641 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $853,257 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 787 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drevz | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | NaM | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | grund | 48% | 52 |
| #4 | Sunkan =D | 47% | 134 |
| #5 | Colmolol | 46% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | BäärMi | 45% | 22 |
| #7 | ToxiN | 45% | 76 |
| #8 | FAiiN | 43% | 113 |
| #9 | Papalol | 43% | 80 |
| #10 | fiibrezz | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FAiiN | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Sunkan =D | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ToxiN | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Colmolol | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | grund | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunkan =D | 668 | 0.23 | 20 min |
| #2 | ToxiN | 321 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | FAiiN | 194 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Papalol | 194 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Colmolol | 180 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunkan =D | +2.36 | 88 | 75 |
| #2 | ToxiN | +1.80 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | Colmolol | +1.35 | 56 | 70 |
| #4 | ppihC | +0.66 | 66 | 75 |
| #5 | grund | +0.14 | 77 | 63 |





