








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 885 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3884 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6364 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 5565 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1245 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,525,582 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 557 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhymosisBirkenau | 159 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Hecate | 125 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | kronos | 116 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | freddd | 115 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | BBniccccccc | 109 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhymosisBirkenau | +2.98 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | kronos | +2.72 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | Jesus of Nazarekt | +1.30 | 46 | 52 |
| #4 | freddd | +0.47 | 42 | 51 |
| #5 | BBniccccccc | +0.44 | 70 | 55 |





