








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1936 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,092 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1480 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2533 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2086 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1993 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,817,722 of utility $290 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chagarinus Beerns | 58% | 66 |
| #2 | Jk^ | 55% | 99 |
| #3 | Fudge | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Kevin Malone | 52% | 144 |
| #5 | 1Chance | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin Malone | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Ronnie Burns | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Jk^ | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Chagarinus Beerns | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | 1Chance | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronnie Burns | 493 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Kevin Malone | 200 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Jk^ | 103 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Fudge | 92 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Chagarinus Beerns | 91 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jk^ | +1.53 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | 1Chance | +1.47 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | kaiZ | +1.41 | 78 | 54 |
| #4 | at4 | +1.10 | 76 | 53 |
| #5 | Kush it to the limit' | +0.74 | 61 | 75 |





