








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1727 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 543 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8028 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9406 | 24% |
| Smokes | 12798 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 8113 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9531 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,266,952 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oleven | 18 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Manual VAC | 18 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | taun tartu luud | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | BESTEST BOI | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | HydRa. | 7 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manual VAC | 701 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #2 | oleven | 543 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | HydRa. | 489 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #4 | taun tartu luud | 297 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | BESTEST BOI | 283 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wAwij- | +3.91 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | sneed | +3.74 | 82 | 20 |
| #3 | Allfather_Odin | +3.67 | 86 | 21 |
| #4 | Cyrus | +2.43 | 87 | 55 |
| #5 | oleven | +1.95 | 72 | 52 |





