








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 801 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 34 | 1% |
| Smokes | 430 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2034 | 61% |
| Molotovs | 841 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,419 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kowloon | 78% | 41 |
| #2 | ccc | 76% | 25 |
| #3 | Heavy | 75% | 24 |
| #4 | miu | 73% | 33 |
| #5 | ShunseI | 72% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | oleven | 62% | 138 |
| #11 | Manual VAC | 61% | 69 |
| #12 | -Despacito- | 59% | 64 |
| #13 | .xty | 58% | 31 |
| #14 | BESTEST BOI | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manual VAC | 11 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | oleven | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ccc | 5 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Heavy | 5 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | -Despacito- | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oleven | 471 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Manual VAC | 371 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #3 | Kobistaja | 307 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | fRoD | 166 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | taun tartu luud | 98 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allfather_Odin | +3.34 | 86 | 21 |
| #2 | oleven | +2.48 | 74 | 50 |
| #3 | ShunseI | +2.16 | 62 | 68 |
| #4 | -Despacito- | +2.12 | 72 | 55 |
| #5 | fRoD | +1.83 | 64 | 61 |





