








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1059 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3251 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3452 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3331 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3051 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,267,988 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 514 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | HydRa. | 50% | 212 |
| #15 | skaZieOD | 49% | 45 |
| #16 | oleven | 49% | 82 |
| #17 | miu | 46% | 26 |
| #18 | katko | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HydRa. | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Manual VAC | 12 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | taun tartu luud | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Pepe Smõud | 8 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Kobistaja | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HydRa. | 806 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | Smツe❤ | 333 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #3 | Manual VAC | 323 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | Kobistaja | 289 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | oleven | 274 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wAwij- | +6.18 | 89 | 73 |
| #2 | Smツe❤ | +2.88 | 88 | 69 |
| #3 | Allfather_Odin | +2.18 | 82 | 19 |
| #4 | sneed | +2.18 | 80 | 19 |
| #5 | Pepe Smõud | +1.84 | 73 | 70 |





