








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1540 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Renown | 135 matches | ||
| Esplay | 130 matches | 1,957 | |
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2414 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3908 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4069 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2715 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,538,067 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REIDEN- | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | TooooEasy | 52% | 88 |
| #3 | ZlyZeD | 52% | 299 |
| #4 | Pretzel | 49% | 284 |
| #5 | Sandvika | 48% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeneralen | +1.91 | 67 | 52 |
| #2 | Pretzel | +1.33 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | ZlyZeD | +0.22 | 74 | 74 |
| #4 | TooooEasy | -0.15 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | Hoff | -1.25 | 64 | 49 |





