








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,535 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2282 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1538 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1795 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1920 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,366 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣TD☣ Peabush™ | 44% | 95 |
| #2 | ✫ RubberDuck ✫ | 38% | 103 |
| #3 | Unos | 38% | 80 |
| #4 | Kr0mann | 36% | 116 |
| #5 | GrantlanD | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✫ RubberDuck ✫ | 38% | 103 |
| #3 | Unos | 38% | 80 |
| #4 | Kr0mann | 36% | 116 |
| #5 | GrantlanD | 36% | 36 |
| #6 | Peabush | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣TD☣ Peabush™ | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ✫ RubberDuck ✫ | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Unos | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Kr0mann | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣TD☣ Peabush™ | 442 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | Unos | 159 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kr0mann | 87 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Peabush | 61 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✫ RubberDuck ✫ | 60 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣TD☣ Peabush™ | +6.90 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | Peabush | +4.09 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | GrantlanD | +1.03 | 50 | 64 |
| #4 | McDevil | -1.13 | 13 | 75 |
| #5 | ✫ RubberDuck ✫ | -2.66 | 27 | 29 |





