








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Faceit | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Renown | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3884 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3315 | 18% |
| Smokes | 7107 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 3969 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3733 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $771,411 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flingueur | 62% | 77 |
| #2 | Kaizarr | 58% | 55 |
| #3 | Ryckless ツ | 52% | 255 |
| #4 | Ben's | 52% | 97 |
| #5 | Sharkhi | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ギガ- 98 ᵖᵉᵃᵏ | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Ryckless ツ | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Meeskuzh | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Danavans | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Ben's | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ギガ- 98 ᵖᵉᵃᵏ | 1015 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | Ryckless ツ | 559 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | Meeskuzh | 451 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | KsDruido | 347 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | ✪ Azh0gg | 253 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flingueur | +3.55 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | ✪ Azh0gg | +2.30 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | Kaizarr | +1.86 | 55 | 62 |
| #4 | Ryckless ツ | +1.51 | 57 | 67 |
| #5 | Aligator | +1.24 | 21 | 60 |





