








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 456 matches | ||
| Faceit | 287 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1421 | 7% |
| Smokes | 9111 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 7702 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3000 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,378,779 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Sicilia_^ | 49% | 255 |
| #10 | Ryckless ツ | 49% | 100 |
| #11 | KsDruido | 49% | 45 |
| #12 | ♡ギガ- 98 ᵖᵉᵃᵏ | 48% | 178 |
| #13 | Malotipo | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Azh0gg | +2.42 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | Ryckless ツ | +1.68 | 59 | 70 |
| #3 | Aligator | +1.46 | 25 | 60 |
| #4 | Sharkhi | +1.43 | 57 | 73 |
| #5 | KsDruido | +1.43 | 62 | 66 |





