








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 262 matches | ||
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 128 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5587 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1818 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3986 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 2121 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2301 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,282,880 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 327 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADZoR1 | 69% | 35 |
| #2 | turtz | 67% | 60 |
| #3 | Tall1 | 65% | 106 |
| #4 | MattyR | 65% | 219 |
| #5 | ADZoR! | 65% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Au5t1n | 46% | 56 |
| #11 | beazyb | 45% | 55 |
| #12 | erzrfx | 44% | 94 |
| #13 | insanebob | 43% | 28 |
| #14 | fätböy | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MattyR | 718 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | ADZoR! | 326 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | erzrfx | 259 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Tall1 | 247 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | beazyb | 234 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MattyR | +2.57 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | ADZoR1 | +2.30 | 80 | 78 |
| #3 | ADZoR! | +2.20 | 81 | 73 |
| #4 | struGz | +1.61 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | Kawshun! | +1.40 | 79 | 54 |





