








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 613 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Faceit | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8135 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6482 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7978 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7545 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,640,292 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirLeX | 61% | 113 |
| #2 | FELIX | 55% | 319 |
| #3 | Tom | 55% | 370 |
| #4 | Cindarella | 53% | 230 |
| #5 | iBot | 52% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Nivlač | 51% | 80 |
| #7 | 1TapNoKill | 51% | 178 |
| #8 | Hofi | 47% | 179 |
| #9 | AnanAss | 46% | 120 |
| #10 | MC. Akkuschrauber | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tom | 29 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | iBot | 18 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | FELIX | 17 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Hofi | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | AnanAss | 11 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tom | 3531 | 0.45 | 110 min |
| #2 | FELIX | 1857 | 0.28 | 48 min |
| #3 | Cindarella | 909 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #4 | 1TapNoKill | 888 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #5 | iBot | 878 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nivlač | +3.91 | 67 | 82 |
| #2 | Tom | +3.60 | 75 | 81 |
| #3 | SirLeX | +2.62 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | Brenni | +0.12 | 50 | 68 |
| #5 | 1TapNoKill | -0.04 | 50 | 68 |





