








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 148 | 24% |
| Smokes | 211 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 158 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 96 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,310 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thias | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Reinsch | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | Same | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | Kima | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | ElMel | 71% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | FreakOut | 67% | 3 |
| #7 | wonderboi | 60% | 10 |
| #8 | lukas | 59% | 37 |
| #9 | # 'ma xx N' | 40% | 5 |
| #10 | Prof. Dr. Krampus | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lukas | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | ElMel | 2 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Reinsch | 1 | 0.0192 |
| #4 | FreakOut | 1 | 0.0417 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElMel | 41 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | lukas | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | wonderboi | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Reinsch | 11 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kima | 4 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reinsch | +2.59 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | ElMel | +1.20 | 36 | 61 |
| #3 | Mack | +0.73 | 57 | 43 |
| #4 | lukas | +0.32 | 34 | 31 |
| #5 | wonderboi | -0.11 | 36 | 61 |





