








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 135 | 27% |
| Smokes | 123 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 118 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 133 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $9,356 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mack | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | wonderboi | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | lukas | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | FreakOut | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | Same | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | FreakOut | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | Same | 60% | 5 |
| #6 | Kima | 60% | 5 |
| #7 | # 'ma xx N' | 50% | 6 |
| #8 | ElMel | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lukas | 2 | 0.0250 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mack | 6 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #2 | ElMel | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Kima | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Same | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | wonderboi | 4 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wonderboi | +1.28 | 50 | 60 |
| #2 | Same | +0.45 | 50 | 56 |
| #3 | Reinsch | +0.42 | 56 | 67 |
| #4 | ElMel | +0.35 | 39 | 56 |
| #5 | FreakOut | +0.05 | 54 | 39 |





